SO WHO HASN'T SEEN CODE GEASS?

[hikaranko]

BECAUSE I JUST FINISHED THE FIRST SEASON OF IT AND AM NOW GOING TO ATTEMPT TO SUMMARIZE THIS SHIT FOR REFERENCE.


SO BASICALLY, THE USA HAS TURNED INTO THIS EMPIRE CALLED BRITANNIA AND HAS BEEN SLOWLY TAKING OVER THE WORLD. AND THEN IT HIT JAPAN, AND NOW JAPAN IS CALLED "AREA 11" AND THE "ELEVENS" ARE KINDA DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. AND THERE'S ALSO THIS KID NAMED LELOUCH. HE'S STRAIGHT UP BRITANNIAN. BUT HE HATES BRITANNIA. AND HE TELLS HIS JAPANESE FRIEND THAT ONE DAY HE WILL DESTROY BRITANNIA.

SO 7 YEARS LATER, LELOUCH IS ALL GROWED UP AND STILL HATEFUL. BUT HE'S LIKE LIGHT IN THAT HE PUTS UP THE APPEARANCE OF OMG YOU WOULD NEVER SUSPECT ME OF TREASON 'CAUSE I'M A GOOD STUDENT.
 

"this is my innocent face! <3"

AND HE GETS CAUGHT UP IN THIS ACT OF TERRORISM. THE TERRORISTS SUPPOSEDLY STOLE SOME MILITARY TOP SECRET GIANT POISON GAS BOMB. BUT IT TURNS OUT, IT'S NOT A BOMB, IT'S THIS GREEN-HAIRED CHICK NAMED C.C. WHO HAS MAGIC WITCH POWERS AND CANNOT DIE. LELOUCH ALSO MEETS UP WITH THAT OLD JAPANESE FRIEND I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT, SUZAKU.
BUT THE MILITARY DUDES SHOOT SUZAKU AND THE GREEN-HAIRED CHICK AND LELOUCH FREAKS OUT. BUT THEN THE GREEN-HAIRED CHICK GIVES HIM ~~~MAGIC POWERS~~~ THAT LET HIM CONTROL PEOPLE'S MINDS IF HE LOOKS EM RIGHT IN THE EYE.
SO THEN LELOUCH BASICALLY GOES "OHSNAP SON, I'VE FOUND A BIGGER, BETTER, ANTI-BRITANNIAN CHESS GAME TO PLAY."

"GEASS TIEMZ."

SO HE STARTS UP THIS BIG REVOLUTION THING AND HE KINDA TREATS IT LIKE A CHESS GAME.

AND THERE'S THIS BIG BATTLE WITH ROBOTS THAT LELOUCH IS CONTROLLING AND IS ALL LIKE "LOL BITCH YOU IS NO GOOD AT CHESS I PWN JOO." AND SO IN THE END HE GOES UP AND KILLS THE PRINCE.

THEN IT TURNS OUT THAT SUZAKU DIDN'T DIE FROM GETTING SHOT, HE WAS SAVED BY A POCKETWATCH. BUT THEN HE GETS CHARGED FOR LIKE. HELPING THE TERRORISTS AND KILLING THE PRINCE (EVEN THOUGH LOL THAT WASN'T HIM, BUT HE'S A GOOD SCAPEGOAT), SO THEY'RE GONNA EXECUTE HIM. HE'S JAPANESE SO IT'S LIKE, WTF U DOIN IN THE BRIT ARMY ANYWAY, FOO.

<-- Suzaku Kurururururugi. FRIEND OR FOE?!!?!

SO ANYWAY LELOUCH IS LIKE "OH NO YOU DI'N'T THAT'S MY BES FWEND AND I KILLED THE PRINCE LOL." SO HE PUTS ON THIS EPIC CAPE AND MASK THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW HE GOT BUT HE USES 'EM TO HIDE WHO HE IS AND CALLS HIMSELF ZERO AND GOES TO SAVE SUZAKU. LELOUCH USES HIS MIND CONTROL POWERS TO DO SO AND CAUSES THIS BIG HUGE SCENE AND THE DUDE THAT GOT CONTROLLED VOWS REVENGE BECAUSE "WHUT INSUBORDINATION I DID NO SUCH THING MY MEMORIES OF BEIN CONTROLLED IS GOOOOONNNEEEE DAMN YOU ZEROOOOO."

BUT AFTER GETTING SAVED SUZAKU GOES ALL "FUCK YOU DUDE, I'M CHANGING BRITANNIA FROM WITHIN." AND LELOUCH GETS ALL EMO ANGRY ABOUT IT AND IS LIKE "U IS DUMB, SHAME ON YOU."

AND THEN REVOLUTION STUFF HAPPENS, AND LOTS OF PEOPLE DIE, AND IT TURNS OUT THAT LELOUCH AND SUZAKU (AFTER HE GETS RELEASED OF ALL CHARGES) AND THIS ONE TERRORIST CHICK THAT HAS NOW SWORN ALLEGIANCE TO ZERO ALL GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL. AND NO ONE KNOWS THAT LELOUCH=ZERO. NO ONE EVER SUSPECTS THE PRETTY KID ON THE STUDENT COUNCIL.

best fwends~

(DID I MENTION THAT EVERYONE'S OBSCENELY SKINNY? THEY'RE ALL SO SKINNY. SILLY CLAMP DESIGNERS.)

SHENANIGANS HAPPEN FOR LIKE. AN EPISODE OR TWO.

AND IT ALSO TURNS OUT THAT LELOUCH AND HIS LITTLE SISTER ARE NOT ONLY STRAIGHT UP BRITANNIAN, THEY'RE 2 OUT OF THE EMPEROR'S 108 KIDS. 108 KIDS, DUDE. SO THE PRINCE THAT LELOUCH KILLED WAS ACTUALLY HIS OLDER HALF-BROTHER LOL WHUT.

AND THEN AND THEN- THIS CHICK THAT GOES TO SCHOOL WITH THEM WHO HAS A CRUSH ON LELOUCH AND CALLS HIM LULU FINDS OUT THAT HE'S ZOMG THE TERORIST ZERO, AND GETS ALL "YOU KILLED MY FATHER AND I KISSED YOU 'CAUSE I WAS BAWLIN AND EMO AND WAAAAAHHHH I NEEDED COMFORT SEX TIEMZ SOB SOB."
BUT NO ONE CAN KNOW ZERO'S SECRET IDENTITY, DAMMIT. SO LULU HAD TO ERASE ALL HER MEMORIES OF HIIIIMMMM SOOOBBBBBBBB. AND HE HAD AN EMO MOMENT WITH AMNESIA!CRUSH GIRL AKA SHIRLEY.

"WHY DOES IT HURT, LULU."

AND THEN THE PRINCESS EUPHIE/LULU'S HALF-SISTER LOL HAD A CRUSH ON SUZAKU AND MADE HIM HER KNIGHT, AND HE KINDA FELL FOR HER REALLY HARD, TOO. BECAUSE SUZAKU IS ALSO FUCKING EPIC FIGHTER AND RUNS ON WALLS AND KILLED HIS DAD THE JAPANESE PRIME MINISTER ALL THOSE YEARS AGO TO SURRENDER TO BRITANNIA.

SO- PRINCESS EUPHIE AND SUZAKU ARE IN WUV. AND SO PRINCESS IS ALL LIKE "HEY, LET'S TURN MT. FUJI INTO PSEUDO-JAPAN SO WE CAN HAS PEEEEAAAACE."

"d'awwww romance."

TO WHICH LULU IS ALL LIKE "WTF U DOIN BITCH MAI PLAAANNNZZZZ."

SO HE GOES AND TALKS TO HER AND IS LIKE "WTF BITCH" AND SHE GOES "PEACE FOR ALL YO" AND LULU'S LIKE "OH FINE U WIN". AND THEN HE'S LIKE "LOL YOU KNOW IF I WANT TO I COULD MAKE YOU MASSACRE EVERY JAPANESE PERSON EVER LOL, BUT I WON'T BECAUSE YOU WON THE ARGUMENT."
BUT THEN SHE FALLS VICTIM TO THE EVIL MAGIC -OBEY ME BITCH- EYE AND RUNS OUT AND ORDERS A MASSACRE. AND ALL THE JAPANESE ARE LIKE "WTF IS GOIN ON I THOUGHT WE WERE BEIN RECOGNIZ- *DED*."

"Kill all nipponjin!"

AND LULU'S LIKE "OSHI- WAT I DO I DIDN MEAN IT" AND SO HE CRIES AND TELLS ALL HIS LITTLE REBELS THAT PRINCESS HAS TO DIE. SO THEY KILL HER. AND SUZAKU FLIPS THE FUCK OUT, ALL "ZERROOOOOOO."

AND THEN AND THEN- IT'S ALL OUT WAR. AND LIKE, SHIT HAPPENS. AND PEOPLE ARE ANGRY. AND THERE'S ROBOTS EVERYWHERE (IT'S LIKE GUNDAMS ON WHEELS) AND FLOORS COLLAPSE AND BOMBS GO OFF AND LULU STARTS TO LAUGH LIKE A MANIAC 'CAUSE HE'S TOTES GONNA WIN THIS CHESS MATCH GAIZ.

BUT THEN GREEN-HAIRED CHICK IS LIKE "OHAY LULU YOUR SISTER'S BEEN KIDNAPPED" AND HE GOES "WTF U LIE NO JOKING WITH ME" AND SHE GOES "NO DUDE UR SISTER B KIDNAPPED TO RANDOM ISLAND." AND LULU'S LIKE "OHSHI-" SO HE FUCKING LEAVES, AND TELLS HIS LITTLE REBELS TO TAKE OVER. SO HE FLIES TO GO SAVE SISTER. AND ALL HIS REBELS ARE LIKE "WTF NOOOO WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHESS."

AND SUZAKU'S ALL LIKE "RAWR RAWR ZERO KILL MY WOMAAAAAN *CHASE TO ISLAND*"

AND THEN REBEL CLASSMATE GIRL IS LIKE "NO ZERO I SAVE YOU I LOVE YOOOOOU *FOLLOW*"

AND LULU GOES TO THE ISLAND. AND GREEN-HAIRED CHICK KISSES HIM. AND THEN HE'S ABOUT TO GO SAVE SISTER BUT THEN SUZAKU POPS OUTTA THE SHADOWS AND IS LIKE "B| NO, YOU IS MIEN NAO, BITCH." BUT THEN REBEL CLASSMATE'S LIKE "I DON'T THINK SO, CURLY-HAIR" AND EVERYONE'S POINTING GUNS AT EACH OTHER.

AND THEN SUZAKU SHOOTS LULU'S MASK OFF AND SEES HIS SECRET IDENTITY. AND THEN IS LIKE "NOOOOOOOO U R MAI BEST FWEND ; A;"

AND THEN CLASSMATE REBEL IS FLAILING ABOUT BEING USED. AND THEN LULU IS LIKE "LEMME SAVE MY SISTER YO, ELSE I BLOW US ALL UP." AND SUZAKU GOES "NO DUDE, I HAS 2 KILL U NAO." AND THEN THEY'RE FIGHTING.

 

AND THEN THEY'RE YELLING "LELOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH", "SUZAKUUUUUUUUUUUUU" AND THEN THEY FIRE.


AND THAT'S THE END OF SEASON 1.

*phew*

....i may have glossed over some stuff. o 3o;;

CLICK HERE FOR SEASON 2 SUMMARY