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[book2thehead]

As far as I've heard, yes. Why do you ask?

[threebetrayals]

Morbid curiosity. She's been in there for five hundred years, after all. Does the fox bitch still visit?

[book2thehead]

[His head tilts as he leans back on his arms, giving Kunikaki the most curious look in the world.]

Are you always this curious about others?

[threebetrayals]

It's been three hundred years since the last person from Narukami came to the shrine. I haven't had news in a while.

[book2thehead]

I guess it is pretty difficult to send letters from an isolation chamber, huh?

[Silly Raiden Shogun. Heizou's not exactly her biggest fan either, so he doesn't mind talking a little smack about her.]

Though to answer your question... I'm not entirely sure. I have a cousin that's a shrine maiden at the Grand Shrine, and from what I've heard from her, the Guuji is usually pretty busy with the publishing house.

[threebetrayals]

The what?

[book2thehead]

Ah... [Right. Three hundred years of no news.] Yae Miko started up a business that publishes and sells novels. They're quite popular all across Teyvat, actually! I brought some of my favorite ones with me, if you'd ever like to read them.

[threebetrayals]

[A beat.]

How much of it is smut? That she publishes, that is, I'm sure you wouldn't offer a god smut.

[book2thehead]

[Heizou immediately chokes on air, cheeks suddenly burning.]

What-- No, I- I don't have any of the smut ones. I prefer the mystery genre...

[threebetrayals]

[Oh, cute. Kuni has to bite back a smirk.]

I asked how much she published.

[book2thehead]

[He huffs, the blush on his face only growing now that his mistake has been pointed out.]

I-I don't know. A lot? That's not exactly a section I frequented.

[threebetrayals]

Oh? Why not?

[book2thehead]

Most romance plots are too predictable for my taste.

[threebetrayals]

Since when is smut romance?

[book2thehead]

It's not, but that's kind of exactly my point! Romance is predictable, and smut rarely has any semblance of a plot.

[He only likes the ones with A Story.]

[threebetrayals]

Oh, you like literary smut.

[book2thehead]

[His face burns.]

Wh-Why do you even wanna know about that, anyway? Just checking if Yae Miko is still perverted?

[threebetrayals]

Yes.

[Well, you asked.]

[book2thehead]

[Honestly, that's better reasoning than him just trying to embarrass Heizou.

But it does make him huff out a little laugh.]

You're awful.

[threebetrayals]

And yet everyone calls me a benevolent god.

[book2thehead]

That's because they've never had you talk to them about smut novels.

[threebetrayals]

I mean, you aren't talking about them either. You seem rather embarrassed, actually.

[book2thehead]

That would be because I am.

[He hates admitting it, but-- what would the point in denying it be?]

[threebetrayals]

I see.

[Cute. The human is cute.]

Is everything in that basket an offering?

[book2thehead]

[His face is still so red.]

Ah-- Yes. I'll take everything out for you, I kind of need the basket back.