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» CALL ME OUT ! «

Pick a character I play, make a comment with a prompt, a starter,
or even just say "hey let's do a thing" or mention something you want to do!
Shippy, general, smutty, whatever tickles your fancy!!
or even just say "hey let's do a thing" or mention something you want to do!
Shippy, general, smutty, whatever tickles your fancy!!

HEY LETS DO A THING
Pidge is on the other side of the room, leaning over her computer. He can't see her eyes though, just her screen whiting out the lenses.
He leans over.]
Hey. Hey, Pidge. Pidge.
YES IT'S A THING
They're doing separate things at the moment, but the reflex is still in tact.]
Yes, Hunk.
A THING THAT DOES A THING
Do you miss it?
WITH ALL THE THINGS
AND ALL THE FEELINGS
SO MANY FEELINGS
GIRD YOUR LOINS
AND YOUR LIONS
LION LOINS
LOIN LION
get outta here with your loin loins
just don't nom my lions
don't nom my loins
oh myyyyy
deal w it
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Pretty Woman AU for the_tailor
hey it's pidge. sorry, had to run to work, but you can hang out and do whatever. i left money in the kitchen if you need to get food or something. spare key by the door if you have to go out. i'll be back tonight :)
[And true to her word, there is indeed a $50 bill sitting under a paperweight on the kitchen counter, complete with a post-it note that says "For food!" Other than that, Lance has completely free-range of the apartment. There's a giant TV in the living room with three different gaming consoles hooked up to it and a VR headset sitting nearby, and a desktop computer sitting in its own spot near the couch. The place is still a mess of pizza boxes and soda cans, and there are clothes strewn haphazardly all over the bedroom and bathroom; Pidge clearly didn't make an effort to try to tidy any of that before heading out.]
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He sees a light blinking on his phone, and goes to grab it, checking to see who's messaged him. And he smiles when he sees who he's from. Smiles even more at the message. Damn, she's thoughtful. Lance gets out of bed and pulls his underwear on, noting that he'll probably have to stop by his place soon to pick up actual clothing to wear throughout the week. That done, he goes to respond.]
have I told you lately that you're awesome
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The message she reads makes her smile a little, shaking her head a bit as she starts typing.]
not sure. i can stand to hear it a few more times, tho
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» pidge | camping shenanigans
So when he pulls over to park in an expanse of land that managed to survive the Galra attack unscathed, a spot Lance had picked out much earlier, it's nothing but silence. Well, technically not full silence, but no people, no humanoid shaped aliens, and definitely no Galra. It's just the sound of running water from a stream nearby and the beeps and chirps and an occasional buzz of Earth's fauna and flora that mean Lance and Pidge no harm.
Lance exits the car and moves to the trunk, coming over to Pidge's side of the car with a folded up tent braced on his shoulder and a large bag held in his free hand. He's grinning stupidly, like a fool who won the lottery, but he's determined to pass his excitement onto her.]
I know you hate the outdoors, but hear me out. I couldn't afford a hotel room and to be honest, I couldn't tell you where I would find one anyway that wasn't like some damp no-tell motel where creepers go, but I thought maybe we could go camping. You and me. No interruptions, no fighting. Just us.
[He really hopes she doesn't clam up at the word camping because they've come so far. It was a two hour drive over to this spot. There isn't even anything here that could kill them! Hopefully, anyway. The boy just wants to spend some alone time with his girlfriend. Is that too much to ask?]
alksmcl I JUST SAW THIS WEHHH
It dawns on her before Lance even says the word, just as she climbs out of the car and gets a look around. They're out in the wilds. There's not a single building for miles. Lance has a tent on his shoulder. He's taken her camping.
She turns a wide-eyed gaze on him, simultaneously confused and horrified that he would just spring this on her from out of nowhere. But as soon as she looks at him - really looks at him - and sees how stupidly happy this idea seems to make him, the horror melts out of her expression. Because the fact is she's willing to try anything for him. And hey, if she ends up really not liking it, Pidge is 1000% certain that Lance would go out of his way to make it right.
Of course, the confusion remains.]
Why camping? Why all the way out here??
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His heart drops at the look of absolute horror on Pidge's face, catching it before it fades away. This was a bad idea. Not even his company is good enough to maybe make the idea of being outdoors a little better. Lance was just so excited about being alone with his girlfriend--his very first!--that he was hoping that maybe the surprise would get Pidge excited too once she heard his reasoning for dragging her all the way out here. After all, it's been weeks since they've had a chance to be intimate, maybe even longer, and even if she wasn't in the mood for that, just being able to watch her sleep again would be awesome.
But Pidge looks utterly horrified, something he should have expected, and the smile on his face disappears like a kid who just been told Santa Claus doesn't exist and that big ticket gift was really bought by his parents.]
I just... I just wanted to spend time with you. Everything is so busy at the Garrison nowadays and my family is always in my face and... [Lance presses his lips together and turns around to put the supplies back into the car.] We can go back to the Garrison. It's fine.
[It's not really fine, but if Pidge is going to be unhappy, Lance would rather just make the drive back much earlier than planned. He'd really thought this out too, because aside from the tent, he'd remembered to pack some of the better creature comforts to make this more glamping than camping. Lance just didn't think much farther than that.]
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gimme dat nasty
He also forgot that he was due for his twice yearly heat.
In a quadrant that lacks any suppressants fit for Omega status humans, it was only a matter of time before one of them on this Castleship presented themselves. Lance doesn't exactly know what Shiro and Keith are and he's assumed Pidge is an Omega, being a girl and all. And even with how he and Hunk are the best of friends, it's just not a conversation of who's what that has come up between them.
So it's no surprise that Lance has been feeling off all day. He woke up achy and sore and a little nauseous. As the day wore on, the feverish feeling grew stronger and by the time he managed to survive Shiro and Allura's team meeting on the bridge, Lance knew. The others probably knew as well because he was pretty sure he was starting to smell, even under all the layers of body spray he drowned himself in. There's not much hiding to it, but he was attempting to try anyway and perhaps this one time, it worked since no one was trying to shove him up against the wall. Or maybe he was just surrounded by fellow Os. Both good and bad luck. The worst kind of luck that has him speeding away from the control room as soon as Shiro sets them all free for the day, sweating beading along his forehead and neck, growing erection tenting his pants more insistently. He's not going to make it to his room at the far end of the ship at this rate and Lance knows it. He needs some kind of release just to take the edge off for a minute or two so he can walk without a mess in his pants.
A corner, any corner, will do. It's where Lance is right now, jeans pushed down halfway down his thighs with his dick in his hand, tugging on it as if his life depends on it, other hand fisted and pushed against his mouth to hold back any sounds, stinking up his little spot with the scent of an needy Omega in heat.]
ohhhhh shit
It didn't take more than a second once she'd started moving across the room to sit at her station. As soon as she passed Lance on the bridge, the scent became overwhelming and Pidge visibly staggered mid-stride. If Hunk hadn't been walking right behind her, she likely wouldn't have made it to her spot.
And then of course she spent the entire meeting staring at him. Lance is an Omega. Pidge had assumed that either everyone had really good suppressants or that they were all Betas, leaving her as a lone Female Alpha. And it also leaves her realizing that she probably should've announced that when she admitted to being a girl as well. "I'm a girl. I'm an Alpha. But fortunately I have my pills from Earth in my backpack for my rut, so we're all fine here." At the very least it might've prevented Lance from wandering around the castle while smelling... like that.
She's never been one to not pay attention to Shiro and Allura's meetings, so there was no reason for them to suspect otherwise. It then feels like she's being allowed to let her eyes rove over Lance's form, noting the slight tremor in his fingers, the back and forth shifting of his weight. He's impatient. He's in heat. And either she's the only Alpha in the group that's affected by the smell or the others are idiots who haven't noticed it yet.
The second Lance darts down the hallway when Shiro dismisses them, Pidge is moving as well. It's like she's on autopilot, instinct taking over and driving her after him. Somehow she manages not to outright chase him, just walking briskly down the same path. But she can tell when he stops. Because that's when the scent starts to build and get stronger the closer she gets, and that's when she starts to run, face flushed and mind reeling with the simplest, most basic urge to find Lance and utterly ravage him.
And that's where she's at when she finds him, rounding that corner with one hand pressed to the nearest wall. Her face is red, her breathing ragged, and there's sweat forming on her forehead and neck already. She stares at him with dark, needy eyes, first looking to his face until her gaze flicks down to the dick in his hand and settles there, a soft groan in the back of her throat.]
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If it wasn't for his nose, he wouldn't notice someone was coming his way right now. The smell of an Alpha shoves itself into his nostrils and while it's unfamiliar in the way he can't pinpoint who it's coming from, it's not unwelcome. Lance breathes deep, letting the scent envelop him and pour gasoline on fire taking over his body. He's harder than any human should possibly be and all the stink does is make him harder, dripping pre-come faster.
Pidge's soft groan pulls what little attention he can afford to give over to the intruder and Lance cracks one eye open, finding her standing in front of him. Dropping his hand from his mouth and immediately sliding it into down the back of his pants where he's slick already, he voices what few words he can think of.]
G-go away.
[There's no bite or shame behind the words, just need and a growing desire to be mated. He doesn't even turn away or stop his stroking. The idea that Pidge could be the one to ease the ache doesn't even occur to Lance. His brain is too foggy with that Alpha musk coming from someone who isn't giving him what he needs so desperately right now.]
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» le promised clubbing
But he is on no dance pole, instead pressing himself up against Pidge's back as she stands at the bar, shameless in his show of desire for her. Half of it is purely Lance being the horndog that he was born as and the other half is most likely caused by the sparkling purple drink he downed a few minutes ago. It was fruity and sweet and it prickled his throat on the way down, worryingly so, but now whatever was mixed into it is hitting his system and whatever reservations Lance had about showing his attraction to Pidge in public have blown away.
Not that he had any to begin with, the shameless asshole, but sometimes we like to pretend Lance has some concept of compunction.]
Let me order for you. You can barely see over the counter.
[No, don't. Don't do it to yourself, Pidge.]
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No. No, Pidge has absolutely not been staring at him. That would be stupid. So what if he's looking hot tonight, he's always been a pretty boy and that's not her own opinion that's simply an objective observation. He's objectively attractive. Duh. So what. Obviously.
Which is why Pidge has been focusing very hard on trying to figure out what sort of drink she should be ordering and how to wave down the person on the other side of the bar. In fact, she's focused so hard on that that she lost track of what Lance is up to. So when she feels the warmth of him press against her back, she flushes bright red and jumps at the contact.]
L-Lance!! [She's kind of frozen there, staring straight forward, hands gripping at the counter. Somehow she manages to sound indignant.] I can order for myself, okay?! I'm not helpless here.
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And objectively attractive recipe for trouble. Right-o.]
Says you, Katie Holt, she of the Green Lion who can't even get the bartender's attention.
[With a wave of his hand, Lance manages to get the bartender to come over with an insane amount of ease. He orders himself another round of the purple stuff and a shotglass of something green for Pidge. Something green and flaming.
Throughout all this, Lance remains pressed up against Pidge, almost pushing her into the bartop, and holds up his drink for a toast once it arrives.]
No sipping. It's a shot, not taste test. Salud.
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Text - To Rapunzel, Anna, or Moana
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Prince *Hans* came to court today for two things.
1. To try and offer himself in lieu of Phillip since we're not yet married, and 2. To ask for father's aid against Anna's kingdom. He's going to come visit your kingdom next to ask for aid, make no doubt. He's trying to paint Elsa and Anna as ruthless tyrants ruling over their kingdom with fear of ice and snow monsters.
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And that we could try again tomorrow
It was 100% mediocre because of him
And we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow
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we should've bet on it. i could've profited off of your pain.
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your sympathy is overwhelming
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FARMER AU
From there it was yet another whirlwind to get caught up in. Heizou packed a bag of only the essentials, left a note for his family to find in the morning, and set out in search of a new life in a new place. He'd heard that people were starting to return to the Tatarasuna area, so he let that initial impulse guide him onto the first boat headed out that way. On the way over he learned about an abandoned farm out there that wasn't being reclaimed by anyone, and so he decided to claim it for himself. Heizou doesn't know much about farming, but he's always been a quick study and good with his hands. He used to help his mother in her garden when he was little, at least until his father pulled him into his martial arts school with his older sibling.
It can't be all that different, right?
He tells himself that over and over as he stares out at the overgrown field in front of his new home. The few villagers he's met so far have been friendly enough, having already given him the tools he needs to get things started, but this farm is now his problem to deal with. He won't bother them further when he's still so new to the area. Besides, there's nothing like some hard physical labor to take his mind off of the life he's left behind. So he gets right to it, deciding to start with cutting down the trees that have started taking over the fields. It's hours before he starts to feel like he's made any progress, but at least the exhaustion is mind-numbing in a way Heizou kind of likes. Maybe this really is the best way for him to start over.]
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'scuse me, Farmer-san?
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