A Typical Conversation in Gensomaden Saiyuki

I listened to this countless times to figure out the Japanese... it's probably wrong spelling and grammar and probably even the wrong words. If you know enough Japanese to help me out, please don't hesitate to do so. :D

Goku: So hot! "Atsuuii!!"
Gojyo: Shut up, stupid monkey! Your voice is so annoying! "Urusei, baka saru! Omae no koe wa yoppu da kachizuru mize!"
Goku: You cockroach head! Your hair is more annoying! Cut your hair, Gojyo! "Nan da yo, gokiburi atama! Sonno kami no ke yogai yoppu de gozaize! Kamin itte, Gojyo!"
Gojyo: What?! "Nan da to?!"
Sanzo: Hakkai, how far is a town? "Hakkai. machida wa koekara da?"
Hakkai: According to the map, the town of Tofugai should be in sight soon.> "Chizu ni aruto, sou sou Tofugai no machi ga ni mite kuru han desu ngaa."
Goku: Hakkai, we should take Gojyo to a town soon, or else the horny water monster will run out of water and die. "Hakkai, hayakun so machi wo subete anguto, eru goyappu sa iatsu osioru sama mizu ni shinai chatte saa!"
Hakkai: We have no more water on board. :) "Mizu wa mou arimasen shine. :)"